ColemanMedia Report

The Center for the Misrepresentation and Distortion of Statistics reported today that the one millionth web site or online publisher claiming to be “Number 1″ for some specific audience or media segment launched in the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier to great fanfare early Monday.  According to the CMDS, Ridiculclick.com is already marketing itself as “the Number 1 site claiming to be Number 1,” despite existing in a live environment for less than 72 hours.  ”The claim seems kind of ridiculous to me,” said CMDS President Ronald P. Calliguia.  ”But since they have a sales PowerPoint claiming it, the CMDS has no choice but to blindly ratify their claim.”  The owners of SocialEZE.com, a site claiming to be the “#1 post-tweet mid-roll video distribution platform that integrates across all social networks” missed the one millionth “Number 1″ site status by approximately 17 seconds.  SocialEZE.com’s claims are still being investigated by the CMDS.