Co-Worker Already In Line For iPad
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Junior graphic interface designer and self-professed Apple “Fanboy” Larry Billows is already in line to buy an Apple iPad on its Saturday, April 3rd release date, according to several co-workers at the midtown Manhattan office of Bertlebaum, Bogle & Bumblebee. Billows, who according to several accounts has been speaking about the release for weeks, entered the line at the Apple Store on 5th Avenue on Monday and has remained there loyally ever since. ”I honestly don’t know what Larry sees in the iPad,” said co-worker Janice Blutowski. ”It’s like a giant iPhone without the phone, or a bigger iPod Touch. Why someone would take five vacation days to wait in line for it when he could just order it online and get it next week is beyond me. But to be honest, I’m glad to have him out of the office. He’s been blabbering about it for weeks. I think I might take Monday off just so I don’t have to be the first person he shows it off to.”