ColemanMedia Report

Director of Sales Chase Lively read an article about the launch of junior media planner Julia Postlethwaite’s latest online campaign early Tuesday, and is certain that his ad network, AdNauseum, can provide Postlethwaite’s client with millions of “highly-targeted, highly engaged eyeballs” that will “definitely help her campaign beat its KPI’s.”  According to witnesses at the scene, Lively became the 25th sales representative to contact Postlethwaite since the article broke, at least 14 days into a 21-day campaign.  ”Why do people feel compelled to contact me about a campaign that already launched?” said an exasperated Postlethwaite. “I mean, the campaign launched two weeks ago.  What makes them think there’s still an opportunity!?”  Lively reportedly added that he would be happy send a proposal for any “incremental dollars” and would “prove to [Postlethwaite] just how effective his network is” if she could “just find some testing budget or cancel one of your current placements.”