http://www.apollointeractive.com/coleman-media-report Parody from Around The Internet (With Commentary) Wed, 05 Jan 2011 21:53:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.apollointeractive.com/coleman-media-report/2010/02/10/google-street-view-shows-toilet-seat-up http://www.apollointeractive.com/coleman-media-report/2010/02/10/google-street-view-shows-toilet-seat-up#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:23 +0000 Coleman Engellenner http://www.apollointeractive.com/coleman-media-report/?p=347 A quick search for restaurants near the West Los Angeles apartment of Jenni Whitfield in Google Street View mode Tuesday afternoon revealed that Jake Hanson, the media buyer’s live-in boyfriend, had indeed left the toilet set up again earlier in the day.  According to sources close to the scene, the 26-year-old had long suspected her boyfriend as the culprit, but until logging into the 360-degree photo-based mapping service, didn’t have the evidence she needed.  ”Omigod, I totally knew it!” said Whitfield.  ”He always tries to blame me and I’m like ‘why would I leave the toilet seat up?  Hellooooo, I’m the only girl in the apartment.’  He is so on dish duty when I get home.”  Further searches within Street View revealed the whereabouts of Whitfield’s lost earring, her pink rhinestone Blackberry case, and a full view of her black CoCo de Mer whispering chemise.  ”Okay, this just turned from cool to creepy, like, really fast,” added Whitfield.

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