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Comment on Ahmadinejad’s Friend Request Not Confirmed by Matthew Booth

Matthew Booth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:26:25 +0000

Apparently Ahmadinejad feeling’s were hurt by President Obama’s friend request ignoring feint. So much so that Ahmadinejad has decided to reject that the development of Facebook ever happend. Ahmadinejad gave this public statement: “They have created a myth today that they call the Creation of Facebook and they consider it a principle above God, religions and the prophets,”. When asked on his opinion of Ahmadinejad’s inflammatory remarks, President Obama karate chopped a bee, mid-air, while exclaiming “that was pretty impressive wasn’t it…I got the sucker”.

Comment on Panasonic Set To Launch Shower Auto-Tune by Matthew Booth

Matthew Booth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:16:25 +0000

This should inspire some new top 40 hits involving Lil Jon, T-Pain, a hotel shower and the Shower Auto-Tune. Whuuuwhat!?!

Comment on Mattel Delays Launch Of “Crack Babies” Line by Matthew Booth

Matthew Booth — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:21:37 +0000

The Spanish toy maker Berjuan developed a breast feeding doll named Bebe Gloton (or gluttonous baby in English). Apparently it cries when hungry and produces sucking – or nursing – noises while feeding on its 6-12 year old target audience.
It makes me wonder… if the pre-teen was to become addicted to crack while breast feeding the gluttonous baby, could they create their own Crack Baby?

Hey Berjuan… where is my Bebe de Cocaína?

Comment on Mechanic: Online Display Needs New Rotors, Pads by Matthew Booth

Matthew Booth — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:12:02 +0000

http://www.ehow.com/how_5199153_prevent-auto-mechanics-taking-advantage.html

..and I quote:

“Mechanics take advantage of women more than they do men. I strongly advise all Females to bring a man with them when they go to the mechanic. The mechanic will be a little more honest with men.”

The IAB clearly needs to take a man with her the next time the “maintenance required” light beacons from the gauge cluster of her ODA

Comment on Study: Accountability Down 37% When Blaming Others by booth

booth — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:31:59 +0000

It should be pointed out that based on studies published on whyImNotWorking.com, employees that are consistently logged into either Facebook or Twitter are less likely to be confronted by Chief Operating Officers than those employees who are streaming music from MySpace Music.

Interestingly enough, 99.25% of employees who stream Conservative talk radio for more than 75% of the 8 hour work day also escape the scrutiny and embarrassing “I need to talk to you” phone call by the company C.O.O.

Comment on Co-Worker Caught Twooping by booth

booth — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:25:46 +0000

On a side note:
Some weblogs seem to indicate that a certain Michael Olhausen was prevented from changing into a running suit in his designated stall due to the ‘twooping’ incident. Upon further online investigation, Mathias Boothe is quoted as saying that while holding his breath in the stall next to McBrubin he heard the frantic clicks of a mobile QWERTY keyboard despite the abnormal grunting and audible splashback.

Comment on Co-Worker Caught Twooping by rubin

rubin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:11:49 +0000

I wonder if we should remake Travis’ business cards to reflect his new title.

Comment on 1 Millionth “Number 1″ Web Site Launched by Justin Woo - CEO

Justin Woo - CEO — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:29:47 +0000

1,000,001 – http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com