Co-Worker Caught Twooping

Representatives of the IT department in the Little Rock office of Klein, Barter, & Schnook confirmed reports from several co-workers that junior account planner Ryan McBrubin was caught “Twooping” at approximately 10:15 a.m. local time.  According to company log files, McBrubin posted two Twitter updates from his Blackberry Pearl while using the company restroom on the third floor.  ”We suspected for some time that McBrubin might be texting while using the restroom,” said IT manager Richard Rhindglass.  ”But when he sent two Tweets about a song playing over our intercom radio, our worst fears were confirmed.  As a company, we don’t have an official policy against Twooping, but as a person – even an IT guy – I think it’s just plain gross.  I won’t be answering Ryan’s phone if it rings, that’s for sure.”  Ed. Note: Junior Commode Correspondent Travis Volk contributed to this story.

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    I wonder if we should remake Travis' business cards to reflect his new title.
    Brian Rubin
    On a side note: Some weblogs seem to indicate that a certain Michael Olhausen was prevented from changing into a running suit in his designated stall due to the 'twooping' incident. Upon further online investigation, Mathias Boothe is quoted as saying that while holding his breath in the stall next to McBrubin he heard the frantic clicks of a mobile QWERTY keyboard despite the abnormal grunting and audible splashback.
    Matthew Booth

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