Yahoo: Bing Leaving Toilet Seat Up, TV On
In an exclusive interview given Tuesday to popular gossip site and intellectual vacuum TMZ.com, Yahoo! revealed that its budding relationship with the much younger search engine Bing may not be as picture perfect as initially reported. According to Yahoo!, the much more juvenile Bing is carelessly wild with its search queries, regularly leaves the toilet seat up, and watches TV into “ungodly hours” while texting its friends. ”I’ll admit that I was attracted to Bing’s youthful energy and boyish good looks,” said the more mature search engine. ”But the more time I spend with it the more its starting to bug the hell out of me.” For its part, Bing fired back in the comments section of TMZ later that day, claiming that Yahoo! “nags way too much, chews its food loudly, and still won’t admit to deleting my episodes of Venture Bros.”
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